1 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,477 [SCREAMING] 2 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,880 Man: GET OUT OF THE WATER! 3 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,382 [SCREAMING] 4 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:24,217 GET OUT NOW! 5 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:26,786 [YELLING CONTINUES MUFFLED] 6 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:34,687 Man: SO I'M DROPPING IN ON THIS DOUBLE OVERHEAD, RIGHT? 7 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:38,525 CRANKING OFF THE BOTTOM. I COME UP TO THE TOP AND HIT IT... 8 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:39,826 STRAIGHT GOING DOWN THE LINE-- 9 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:43,396 ALL TO MY RIGHT, ALL TO MY LEFT--SHARKS. 10 00:02:43,429 --> 00:02:44,564 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, KILLER? 11 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:47,567 OH, THE SHARKS ARE GONNA LOVE YOU, BLONDIE. 12 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,335 HUH? ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? 13 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:51,771 WE'RE GOING TO BE SHITTIN' OUR SHORTS, MAN. 14 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:53,907 THAT'S WHY WE DO IT, BABE-- 15 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:54,841 FOR THE RUSH. 16 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:56,876 DON'T BELIEVE HIM. HE DOES IT FOR THE MONEY. 17 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:58,311 YOU ARE SO CYNICAL. 18 00:02:58,344 --> 00:02:59,712 BUT HEY, COME ON. 19 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:01,781 WE'RE GONNA SURF AND GET PAID? 20 00:03:01,814 --> 00:03:04,517 MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE BETTER THAN-- 21 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:06,586 WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT SHARK FLICK? 22 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:07,587 MMM. JAWS. CA-CHING! 23 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:12,392 THERE IS NO BIG MECHANICAL FISH ON THIS SHOOT. 24 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:14,260 DUDE, THIS IS THE REAL THING. 25 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:15,828 WE'RE JUST THE BAIT. 26 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,864 IT'S YOU, ME, 27 00:03:17,897 --> 00:03:20,867 AND ABOUT 30 OR SO LIVE, SNAPPING SHARKS... 28 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,902 DRIVEN INTO A CARNIVOROUS FRENZY 29 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:23,970 BY THE SCENT OF YOUR BLOOD. 30 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:26,539 HOW DID I EVER LET YOU TALK ME INTO THIS INSANITY? 31 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:27,707 LIKE I SAID, THE MONEY. 32 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:30,843 IF YOU GUYS DO YOUR JOBS RIGHT, THERE'LL BE PLENTY OF IT. 33 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:34,280 BLOOD SURFING. YEAH! 34 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:36,783 ALL RIGHT! 35 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,838 Man: WATCH YOUR STEP. 36 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:38,344 AND, UH, YOU GUYS DON'T MIND WAITING, DO YOU? 37 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:39,545 NO, NO. NOT AT ALL. PLEASE. 38 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:40,980 I'LL MAKE SURE HE SENDS THE BOAT RIGHT BACK. 39 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:44,384 OH, THAT AIN'T RIGHT. YOU DON'T MIND BEING SECOND? 40 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:45,585 I'M NOT GONNA BE SECOND. 41 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,420 YOU SAID-- I LIED. 42 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:55,228 NOT A BAD PLACE 43 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:59,832 TO SPEND A COUPLE OF DAYS WORKING, HUH? 44 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:10,943 TEXTBOOK BOG. CAN'T EVER BE SECOND. 45 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:20,019 YEAH, WELL, I SAY IT'S TIME HE LEARNED. 46 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:24,691 FASTER, FASTER! COME ON, WE GOTTA GO! 47 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,796 I'M TALKING FAST, FOLKS! 48 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,731 LET'S GO! 49 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,440 IT'S PRETTY SCARY! 50 00:05:43,609 --> 00:05:45,144 SECOND? YEAH, RIGHT. 51 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:50,850 I COULD GET USED TO THIS! OH, YEAH! 52 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:52,819 CESS... 53 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,821 WHOA. DID YOU SEE THAT? YEAH. 54 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:55,822 HE KICKED OUR BUTT, I SAW. 55 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:59,926 NO, A SHADOW. THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WATER. 56 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:01,728 WHAT? 57 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:05,832 NOTHING. 58 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,967 YEAH, WELL, I'LL JUST DEDUCT THE 20 59 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,604 FROM HIS EXPENSE ALLOWANCE. 60 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:16,542 ARE YOU OK? 61 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:19,445 FELLAS, YOU'RE HERE. 62 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:21,814 DID YOU SURF IN? I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. 63 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:23,583 YOU'RE JUST BEING NICE. 64 00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:24,617 WE'RE NOT THAT FAST. 65 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:31,858 YEAH, WE ARE. WE'RE REALLY FAST. WE DEFINE FAST. 66 00:06:32,992 --> 00:06:34,227 AFTER YOU. 67 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:36,562 HE'S LEARNING. 68 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:38,965 WHAT? 69 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:39,866 NOTHING. 70 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:40,800 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY CUTBACK, 71 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:43,102 AND I THINK I REALLY NAILED IT BACK THERE. 72 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,971 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 73 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:45,838 BEAUTIFUL. 74 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:48,107 STUPENDOUS, FANTASTIC. 75 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:48,975 HANDSOME, 76 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:52,512 CHARMING, ONE HELL OF A GREAT KISSER. 77 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:56,482 BOG, IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 78 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:57,183 IT DIDN'T HAPPEN LAST TIME. 79 00:06:57,216 --> 00:06:58,751 IT WON'T HAPPEN THIS TIME. 80 00:06:58,785 --> 00:07:00,686 OR THE NEXT, IF THERE IS ONE. 81 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,923 IT'S USUALLY THE ONES YOU DON'T LIKE 82 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:05,057 THAT YOU END UP WITH. 83 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,994 IN THAT CASE, I'LL HAVE TO MAKE IT A POINT TO LIKE YOU. 84 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:09,729 EXCUSE ME. 85 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,001 HOW'S THE ANIMAL? 86 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:16,936 HUNGRY. I BET HE IS. 87 00:07:16,969 --> 00:07:18,871 HUNGRY FOR WHAT, I MIGHT ASK? 88 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:20,039 TAKE YOUR PICK. 89 00:07:20,072 --> 00:07:21,674 WELCOME, MR. JARDINE. 90 00:07:21,707 --> 00:07:23,009 "SOUTH SEAS ADVENTURES." 91 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:25,778 SONNY LoFRANCO. MY WIFE, MELBA. 92 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,980 Melba: HI. WELCOME TO PALM ISLAND. 93 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:30,917 OH, PLEASE, ACCEPT A SMALL WELCOMING GIFT. 94 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,753 MANGOES. FROM OUR OWN ORCHARD. 95 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:36,255 THANKS. SO, SONNY... 96 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:39,559 I TAKE IT WE'RE ALL SET FOR AN EARLY MORNING DEPARTURE? 97 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:41,627 OH, YES. YES. VERY READY. 98 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:43,029 THAT'S RIGHT BABY, LILO CAY. YOU READY? 99 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:45,164 YOU READY? YOU READY, LILO CAY? 100 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,567 'CAUSE HERE WE COME! 101 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:51,003 LILO CAY? 102 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:52,772 THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING. 103 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:55,875 EXCUSE ME, SIR. MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THAT-- 104 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:58,044 WATERS AROUND THE ISLAND ARE... 105 00:07:58,077 --> 00:07:59,712 SHARK INFESTED. 106 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:03,549 THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. SHARK INFESTATION! 107 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,184 IS THERE A PROBLEM, LoFRANCO? 108 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,787 NO, IT'S JUST... 109 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:10,590 REEFS AROUND THERE ARE VERY DANGEROUS. 110 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:15,661 AND...YOU'VE NEVER BEEN THERE? 111 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:19,031 AHEM. WELL, WHO HAS? 112 00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:35,882 CAPTAIN DIRKS, RIGHT? 113 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:38,784 ZACK JARDINE. OMEGA PRODUCTIONS. 114 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:43,222 SO...WHAT GOT YOU WITH WONDER BOY... BESIDES A JOB? 115 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:46,993 I LIKE MEN WITH A SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY. 116 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:49,862 Bog: AS OPPOSED TO BOYS 117 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:51,063 WHO SPEND THEIR ENTIRE LIVES... 118 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:54,834 SEARCHING FOR BIGGER AND BETTER WAVES? 119 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:57,203 I'M STUNNED, BOG. YOU HAVE A DEEP SELF-AWARENESS 120 00:08:57,236 --> 00:09:00,806 I NEVER WOULD HAVE IMAGINED. 121 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:07,980 SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 122 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:10,917 YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU TO LILO CAY... 123 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:12,752 SO THAT PRETTY LADY OVER THERE 124 00:09:12,785 --> 00:09:16,989 CAN TAKE MOVING PICTURES OF THOSE TWO...TADPOLES 125 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:19,692 SURFING WITH SHARKS? 126 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,861 AND I WILL MAKE IT VERY... 127 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,597 WORTH YOUR WHILE. 128 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:31,370 YOU'RE VERY GENEROUS. 129 00:09:32,204 --> 00:09:33,139 WELL, I BELIEVE IN 130 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:38,311 REWARDING PEOPLE WHO PROVIDE SPECIAL SERVICES. 131 00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:39,378 AND IN THIS CASE, 132 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:43,015 THAT'D MAKE ME AN ACCESSORY TO MURDER. 133 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,953 COME ON, DIRKS. 134 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:49,221 NO ONE'S GOING TO HOLD YOU RESPONSIBLE. 135 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:52,291 G'DAY, MR. JARDINE. 136 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:11,877 IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE A NIGHT OUT ONCE IN A WHILE. 137 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,079 MAYBE HAVE A REAL DINNER IN A RESTAURANT 138 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:17,683 WHERE WE DON'T HAVE TO CATCH, CLEAN, AND COOK IT OURSELVES. 139 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:20,386 SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, ARTEMIS. 140 00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:26,125 WE'RE SCREWED. 141 00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:27,927 WHY? WHAT? 142 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,862 WHAT, HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO GET THERE, EITHER? 143 00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:32,398 OH, HE KNOWS. THE BASTARD JUST WON'T SAY. 144 00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:35,067 SO NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 145 00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:40,072 [MUSIC PLAYING] 146 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,912 WOW! 147 00:10:57,923 --> 00:10:59,892 WHY, YOU LITTLE COW. 148 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:18,010 HEY... 149 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:19,111 THINK SHE'S A LOCAL? 150 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:21,113 NO WAY, MAN. SHE IS UNIVERSAL. 151 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:24,016 Cecily: YEAH, THAT'S GREAT, GUYS, BUT WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE. 152 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:27,053 ZACK. ZACK! 153 00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:27,887 BLESS YOU. 154 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:31,323 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 155 00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:40,900 WHAT THE HELL? 156 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:49,308 [MUSIC STOPS] 157 00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:50,810 OH. HEY. 158 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:53,412 Man: DUDE. 159 00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:02,922 NICE SET OF GAMS, EH? 160 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:08,928 I DECIDED TO ACCEPT YOUR OFFER, MR. JARDINE. 161 00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:12,131 FOLLOW ME. I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO GET THERE. 162 00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:12,932 YEAH! 163 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:14,867 [SNAPS FINGERS] 164 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:21,006 JUST ARRIVE ON OUR LITTLE ISLAND? 165 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,441 UH, YEAH. 166 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,876 STAYING AT THE INN? 167 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,045 NO, THE BOAT. 168 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,114 OH, REALLY? ON THE DOCKS? 169 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,816 THAT'S WHERE I STAY. 170 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:34,086 YOU STAY THERE ALONE? 171 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:38,424 I NEVER KNOW. SEE YA. 172 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:45,431 "DO YOU SLEEP THERE ALONE?" 173 00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:50,002 IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW, BUDDY. 174 00:12:50,035 --> 00:12:53,405 [DRUNKEN SINGING] 175 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,574 I'M TELLING YOU, MAN. 176 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,209 I DON'T NEED A WOMAN. 177 00:12:57,243 --> 00:13:01,881 I GOT MARY BETH TO RIDE WHENEVER I WANT-- 178 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:04,917 OH! GOD! 179 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:10,623 DUDE, YOU HAVE GOT SOME SERIOUS ISSUES WITH YOUR SURFBOARD. 180 00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:14,093 COME ON. ARGH! 181 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,600 DUDE. 182 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,902 DUDE. 183 00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:24,403 DUDE, DUDE, DUDE. 184 00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:27,573 DUDE, CHECK IT OUT. 185 00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:02,942 [SNORING] 186 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,618 HEY, WHAT THE HELL? 187 00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:15,054 NOT VERY FRIENDLY, ARE YOU? HEY. 188 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:16,989 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WOKE ME UP. 189 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,691 I KNOW. 190 00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,492 OH, YOU DO, HUH? 191 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,928 WELL, YOU SEE, I HEARD THAT THERE'S THIS AMERICAN GUY 192 00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:25,364 NAMED BOG WHO WAS VERY HANDSOME, 193 00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:26,699 AND I'D LIKE TO MEET HIM. 194 00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:29,201 GREAT. MY NAME'S JEREMY. 195 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:29,902 THE OTHER GUY'S BOG. 196 00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:31,937 THE ONE WHO SLEEPS ABOVE YOU? 197 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,505 YEAH, THAT'S HIM. 198 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,040 BUT THERE MUST BE A MISTAKE. 199 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:36,342 I'M SURE IT WAS BOG WHO WAS HANDSOME. 200 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,011 YOU MEAN, YOU THINK I'M BETTER-LOOKING? 201 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,079 OH, PLEASE, 202 00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:40,980 DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 203 00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:43,515 I WOULDN'T WANT TO HURT ANYONE'S FEELINGS. 204 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,617 AND IT'S NOT THAT HE'S UGLY. 205 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:45,718 IT'S JUST THAT HE'S... 206 00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,486 NOT A WORD, I PROMISE. 207 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,555 PROMISE? 208 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:52,024 YEAH. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 209 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,425 LEMMYA. 210 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,060 LEMMYA. 211 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:56,428 I LIKE THAT NAME. 212 00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:59,465 THANK YOU. 213 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,105 OH, I'VE GOT TO CHECK ON MY BOARD. 214 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:10,209 WATCH YOUR HEAD IT'S FIBER, SEE. 215 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,679 MANGO PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST. MMM. 216 00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:14,713 YOU THINK IT'LL PLEASE THEM? 217 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,716 I'M NOT PLEASED WITH OUR DAUGHTER AT THE MOMENT. 218 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,519 THEY'RE CRASHING ON ME, AND I'M LIKE THIS. 219 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,321 AND I GOTTA BREAK THROUGH... 220 00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:24,056 HE SEEMS LIKE A VERY NICE YOUNG MAN. 221 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,691 HE'S A CRAZY PERSON. 222 00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,760 SURFING AT LILO CAY... 223 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:30,229 YOU SEE, LEMMYA, WAX ON THE BOARD 224 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,298 ALLOWS YOUR FEET TO HAVE MAXIMUM MOVEMENT. 225 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:34,466 THE REST IS UP TO YOU AND YOUR BALANCE. 226 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,002 YOU'RE VERY INTELLIGENT, TOO. 227 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,504 STOP IT. 228 00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:40,506 HEY, DOGFACE. WHERE YOU BEEN? 229 00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,574 WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE, BLONDIE? 230 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,010 WHAT'S THAT SHIT? YOU'LL FIND OUT. 231 00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:45,978 Zack: WHAT DO YOU SAY? 232 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:49,081 YOU NUT JOBS READY TO MAKE A LITTLE HISTORY? 233 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,182 BORN READY. 234 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:52,751 FANTASTIC. 235 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,382 ANYONE WANT SOME MORE MANGO JUICE? 236 00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:59,084 NO. NO. THANK YOU. 237 00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:02,488 YES, PLEASE. I'D LOVE SOME. 238 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,426 YOU KNOW, LEMMYA, 239 00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,328 THIS IS SOME OF THE BEST FRENCH TOAST 240 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:10,696 I'VE EVER HAD. 241 00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:12,765 SILLY, THESE ARE PANCAKES. 242 00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:18,737 [SCREAMING] 243 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,206 Man: GET OUT! GET OUT! 244 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,623 LILO CAY OFF PORT BOW! 245 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:07,219 FATHER, PLEASE GUIDE OUR FRIENDS, 246 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,621 AS THEY EMBARK ON THEIR PATH. 247 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:13,258 PROTECT THEM FROM THE DANGER BELOW, 248 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:17,696 AND SEE TO IT THAT THEY RETURN SAFE. 249 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:20,499 THEY ARE IN YOUR HANDS. 250 00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:21,600 AMEN. 251 00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:23,635 All: AMEN. 252 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:40,819 WELL, WELL, WELL. 253 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,422 SWELLS. SWELLS. 254 00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,859 YEAH, YEAH. BREATHTAKING. 255 00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,794 WHERE ARE THE SHARKS? 256 00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:54,800 IT'S DISGUSTING. 257 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,836 CHECK OUT THE EYE. 258 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:58,804 WHAT? 259 00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:02,808 LUNCH TIME! LUNCH IS SERVED. 260 00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:05,444 ALL RIGHT, BOYS, COME AND GET IT! 261 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,880 IT'S TIME! 262 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:12,818 OH! 263 00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:14,887 OH, POOR BABY. ARE YOU NERVOUS? 264 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,422 NO, NO. NO. NO. SURE? 265 00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:22,561 I'M NOT NERVOUS. I DON'T GET NERVOUS. 266 00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:34,606 AND, UH, YOU KNOW, WHAT IF THEY DON'T COME? 267 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,910 DON'T WORRY. THEY'LL COME. 268 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:45,350 NOW NOTHING CAN HURT YOU. 269 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:50,255 Sonny: NOT QUITE NOTHING. 270 00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:01,967 SHOW TIME! THERE YOU GO. 271 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:08,907 OH, YES. THERE'S ANOTHER ONE! 272 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:13,445 CESS! CESS! CECILY, COME HERE. 273 00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:15,347 A BIG ONE. WHERE? 274 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,982 THERE. 275 00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:21,286 LET'S GO TO WORK. 276 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,788 Bog: YOU KNOW, THESE WAVES ARE BREAKING 277 00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:23,922 ALL THE WAY IN TO SHORE. 278 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,724 YOU COULD ACTUALLY JUST SIT ON THE BEACH 279 00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:26,959 AND SHOOT IT WITH A TELEPHOTO. 280 00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,728 SURE I COULD, AND IT WOULD LOOK LIKE SHIT. 281 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:30,629 LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU-- 282 00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:32,764 JUST TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB? 283 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:33,899 SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN THE WATER, BOG? 284 00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:37,869 OK, PEOPLE, LET'S ROLL, LET'S GO. 285 00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:54,019 DUDE... IT'S JUST ANOTHER RIDE. 286 00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:56,021 IT'S JUST YOU, YOUR BOARD... 287 00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:56,755 AND THAT WAVE. 288 00:20:56,788 --> 00:20:58,490 YOU KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS ON THAT. 289 00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:00,659 THERE'S NOTHING ELSE OUT THERE. 290 00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:01,960 ARE YOU STINKING? 291 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,695 LET ME HEAR YOU SAY IT. 292 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,097 I STINK, MAN. COME ON! 293 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:06,832 I FUCKING STINK BIG TIME! 294 00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:08,567 DAMN RIGHT YOU DO! 295 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,636 LET'S GO, GUYS! 296 00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:25,917 Bog: DUDE... 297 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,819 I WOULDN'T BE DOING THAT IF I WERE YOU. 298 00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:29,888 YAH! 299 00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:34,059 OH, MY GOD, I THINK THERE'S ONE BELOW ME! 300 00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:35,460 THAT'S THE IDEA. 301 00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:36,495 NOW! 302 00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:37,095 COME ON. 303 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,031 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 304 00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:01,486 NUTS. THIS IS SIMPLY NUTS. 305 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,890 AND IT'S GONNA BE HUGE. 306 00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:08,060 GO GET 'EM, BOYS! 307 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,935 IDIOTS. 308 00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:46,098 DO IT, BOY! DO IT, DO IT, DO IT! 309 00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:47,833 ALL RIGHT! 310 00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:02,547 THE SHARK IS TOO SLOW! 311 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:07,919 TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL. 312 00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:11,556 OH, BABY. 313 00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:24,669 GUYS! 314 00:23:24,703 --> 00:23:26,438 HEY, ZACK! 315 00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:29,107 ZACK, HELP! 316 00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:31,243 SHIT. 317 00:23:31,276 --> 00:23:35,180 Cecily: HELP! HELP! 318 00:23:35,213 --> 00:23:36,748 WHAT THE HELL? 319 00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:39,184 HELP! ZACK! 320 00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:42,788 TAKE ME IN. 321 00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:44,823 THERE'S A SMALL DOCK AROUND THE LEEWAY. 322 00:23:44,856 --> 00:23:46,658 WELL, LET'S GO THERE. 323 00:23:46,691 --> 00:23:48,093 HELP ME! 324 00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:53,031 CESS! CESS, GET ON MY BOARD. COME ON, CESS. 325 00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:55,734 COME ON! 326 00:24:06,545 --> 00:24:08,580 COME ON! 327 00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:18,790 I GOT THE BOARD! GRAB HER! 328 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:21,226 WATCH THE CAMERA! 329 00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:27,799 YOU ALL RIGHT? 330 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,067 I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT. 331 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:31,136 YOU KNOW, YOU WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST PERSON 332 00:24:31,169 --> 00:24:33,805 TO FREAK OUT SURROUNDED BY MAN-EATING SHARKS. 333 00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:36,241 BUT THIS IS MY JOB, MY SHOW. 334 00:24:36,274 --> 00:24:37,976 I NEED THIS DOCUMENTARY. 335 00:24:38,009 --> 00:24:40,912 WITHOUT YOU, I DON'T GOT IT. 336 00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:43,949 HOW'S THE TAPE? 337 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,116 IT'S GOOD. 338 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:45,817 VERY COOL. 339 00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:50,055 CESS, WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 340 00:24:50,088 --> 00:24:51,857 FIRST THING YOU LEARN AS A KID, 341 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:54,559 DON'T EAT BEFORE YOU GO SWIMMING. 342 00:24:54,593 --> 00:24:55,727 YOU GET CRAMPS. 343 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:56,495 YOU WERE SO GOOD. 344 00:24:56,528 --> 00:24:57,529 THE SHARKS COULDN'T EVEN CATCH UP. 345 00:24:57,562 --> 00:25:00,832 YEAH, WELL, I HAD A LITTLE SOMETHING THEY DIDN'T. 346 00:25:00,866 --> 00:25:03,568 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THAT'S TOUCHING. 347 00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:04,469 VERY TOUCHING. 348 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,671 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, LET'S GET BACK TO WORK. 349 00:25:06,705 --> 00:25:07,606 LET'S GO! 350 00:25:07,639 --> 00:25:10,108 HUH? WHAT'S THAT? 351 00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:12,711 OF COURSE, WE NEED MORE FOOTAGE. 352 00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:16,014 LET'S GO! LET'S GET WET. 353 00:25:20,785 --> 00:25:22,921 OK, THEN. 354 00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:32,197 NO, SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT. 355 00:25:37,936 --> 00:25:39,004 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 356 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:41,640 YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT? 357 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,610 OK, THEN, UH... 358 00:25:45,644 --> 00:25:47,779 LET'S CALL IT A DAY, SHALL WE? 359 00:25:47,812 --> 00:25:49,314 Jeremy: YEAH. 360 00:26:10,035 --> 00:26:11,636 WHAT'S HE TRYING TO PROVE? 361 00:26:11,670 --> 00:26:12,637 IT'S STUPID. 362 00:26:12,671 --> 00:26:14,306 THE GUY'S A HEAD CASE. 363 00:26:14,339 --> 00:26:16,708 YOU KNOW, FOR A GUY YOU DON'T LIKE VERY MUCH, 364 00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:19,010 YOU SURE ARE VERY CONCERNED, AREN'T YOU? 365 00:26:19,044 --> 00:26:21,880 NO. IT'S JUST I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S BACK OUT THERE 366 00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:23,949 AFTER WHAT WE SAW. 367 00:26:25,383 --> 00:26:28,119 HE MUST REALLY LOVE TO SURF, HUH? 368 00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:31,022 YEAH, SURE. HE LOVES IT MORE THAN ANYTHING. 369 00:26:31,056 --> 00:26:33,959 HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 370 00:26:35,794 --> 00:26:36,828 SAY, UH... 371 00:26:36,861 --> 00:26:40,966 YOUR MOM SAID SOMETHING ABOUT 500-YEAR-OLD TEMPLES. 372 00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:41,967 MM-HMM. 373 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,636 YOU WANT TO-- YOU WANT TO GO SEARCH THE ISLAND? 374 00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:49,240 MY FATHER WOULD KILL ME IF HE KNEW WE'D BE OFF ALONE. 375 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,344 SO I SURE DO HOPE NO ONE TELLS HIM. 376 00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:53,979 OH, MY GOD. 377 00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:56,281 YEAH... 378 00:26:56,314 --> 00:26:59,150 SEE YOU IN A WHILE, CROCODILE. 379 00:26:59,184 --> 00:27:00,185 YOU KNOW... 380 00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:04,255 WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYONE TELLING ON US. 381 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,224 NO. 382 00:27:29,848 --> 00:27:30,849 WOW. 383 00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:34,953 THIS PLACE IS... AMAZING. 384 00:27:38,923 --> 00:27:41,393 YOU'RE AMAZING. 385 00:27:54,139 --> 00:27:55,907 I GOT TO TELL YOU, HON... 386 00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:57,976 IF THE FOOTAGE LOOKS HALF AS GOOD 387 00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:00,045 AS WHAT I SAW FROM THE BOAT, 388 00:28:00,078 --> 00:28:01,913 WE'RE IN GOOD SHAPE. 389 00:28:01,946 --> 00:28:02,881 MM-HMM. 390 00:28:02,914 --> 00:28:03,915 OH, YEAH. 391 00:28:03,948 --> 00:28:05,250 BIG THINGS TO COME. 392 00:28:05,283 --> 00:28:07,252 MMM... I CAN FEEL THEM. 393 00:28:07,285 --> 00:28:08,953 YEAH. 394 00:28:08,987 --> 00:28:11,122 HA HA HA. 395 00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:25,537 I THINK I'M GOING FOR A SWIM, SONNY. IT'S TOO HOT. 396 00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:26,871 MELBA... 397 00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:29,240 DON'T WORRY. I'LL BE QUICK. 398 00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:58,503 WHAT'S WRONG? IS IT ME? 399 00:28:58,536 --> 00:29:01,473 NO, NO. NO, IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S JUST, UM... 400 00:29:01,506 --> 00:29:04,542 WELL, AREN'T WE MOVING A LITTLE FAST? 401 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,978 THAT'S IT? 402 00:29:08,113 --> 00:29:09,447 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 403 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:13,218 I'M GOING TO BE 15 NEXT MONTH. 404 00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:14,919 GOD, WHY? 405 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:18,256 I'M 19, SILLY. OK? 406 00:29:31,002 --> 00:29:32,937 IT'S LOVELY IN HERE, SONNY. 407 00:29:32,971 --> 00:29:35,173 WHY DON'T YOU COME IN? 408 00:29:51,256 --> 00:29:54,959 IS THIS AS EXCITING AS SURFING WITH SHARKS? 409 00:29:57,629 --> 00:30:01,466 AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING BIT. 410 00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:04,035 OW! 411 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:11,276 [THUD] 412 00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:29,460 MELBA, WHY DON'T YOU COME ON IN? 413 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:31,396 WHAT'S WRONG? 414 00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:33,598 OH, NOTHING. 415 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,167 MEL! 416 00:30:42,073 --> 00:30:43,575 MELBA! 417 00:30:43,608 --> 00:30:46,044 COME ON, MELBA! COME ON! 418 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:51,115 UP! 419 00:31:01,092 --> 00:31:02,060 PROBABLY JUST-- 420 00:31:02,093 --> 00:31:03,528 AAH! 421 00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:05,997 SONNY! 422 00:31:09,133 --> 00:31:10,602 SONNY! 423 00:31:13,304 --> 00:31:14,172 PICNIC. 424 00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,074 PICNIC, COME ON. DO YOU READ ME? 425 00:31:16,107 --> 00:31:19,677 THIS IS THE FURY. DO YOU READ ME? 426 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:22,046 CAN YOU READ ME? 427 00:31:22,447 --> 00:31:24,349 [CRASH] 428 00:31:26,284 --> 00:31:27,986 PICNIC! 429 00:31:28,019 --> 00:31:29,287 SHIT! 430 00:31:35,326 --> 00:31:36,261 WHAT? 431 00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:39,097 IF MY DAD KNEW... 432 00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:41,699 IF YOUR DAD KNEW? HOW OLD ARE YOU? 433 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:45,303 REALLY? 434 00:31:45,336 --> 00:31:46,604 17. 435 00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:50,141 SEV--OH... 436 00:31:50,174 --> 00:31:52,443 MAN. 437 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,448 IS THAT LEGAL HERE? 438 00:32:06,024 --> 00:32:07,992 YOU'RE A TIGER. 439 00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:09,627 GRR! 440 00:32:13,131 --> 00:32:15,033 UH, WHAT? 441 00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:16,634 BOG. 442 00:32:59,410 --> 00:33:01,279 [GROWL] 443 00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:03,481 AAH! 444 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:14,759 LEMMYA? 445 00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:17,829 YOU WANT TO PLAY GAMES, HUH? 446 00:33:17,862 --> 00:33:20,798 WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST. 447 00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:23,735 ALL RIGHT. 448 00:33:23,768 --> 00:33:26,471 LEMMYA! 449 00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:30,742 I'M GOING TO FIND YOU. 450 00:33:30,775 --> 00:33:32,710 LEMMYA. 451 00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:36,848 WHERE ARE YOU, LEMMYA? 452 00:33:36,881 --> 00:33:38,783 [THUNDER] 453 00:33:38,816 --> 00:33:40,385 LEMMYA! 454 00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:45,323 COME ON, THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE! 455 00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:59,737 IS THAT A FOOTPRINT? 456 00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:02,740 I DON'T KNOW. I FOUND IT LIKE THIS. 457 00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:05,143 Zack: OK, I'M TERRIFIED. 458 00:34:05,176 --> 00:34:06,310 THERE'S A BIG MONSTER 459 00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:08,446 LURKING IN THE JUNGLE. 460 00:34:08,479 --> 00:34:09,747 LEMMYA! 461 00:34:09,781 --> 00:34:12,383 FRUITCAKE. UH! 462 00:34:12,417 --> 00:34:15,820 Zack: YOU'RE GETTING ALL WORKED UP OVER NOTHING. 463 00:34:15,853 --> 00:34:18,456 YOU PROBABLY JUST FREAKED HER OUT SOMEHOW, 464 00:34:18,489 --> 00:34:22,860 AND SHE WENT RUNNING BACK TO HER MOM AND DA-- 465 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:24,796 WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GO? 466 00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:26,197 Jeremy: LEMMYA! 467 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:27,732 Cecily: THEY LEFT WITHOUT US? 468 00:34:27,765 --> 00:34:29,867 NO WAY. 469 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:34,138 WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE? 470 00:34:36,941 --> 00:34:38,810 Cecily: OH, SHIT. 471 00:34:38,843 --> 00:34:42,246 OH, SHIT. OH, SHIT. 472 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,148 LEMMYA! 473 00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:49,620 Jeremy: SONNY! 474 00:34:49,654 --> 00:34:52,323 AH, JEEZ. 475 00:34:52,356 --> 00:34:56,360 I DON'T THINK SONNY CAN HEAR YOU, JEREMY. 476 00:34:56,394 --> 00:34:59,797 Zack: THIS IS REALLY, REALLY FUCKED. 477 00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:00,865 Cecily: LET'S GO. 478 00:35:00,898 --> 00:35:02,633 I'M DOWN WITH THAT. 479 00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:04,802 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 480 00:35:07,305 --> 00:35:08,272 WHERE'S THE CAMERA? 481 00:35:08,306 --> 00:35:09,440 THE CAMERA'S IN THE BAG... 482 00:35:09,474 --> 00:35:12,543 THAT'S ON THE BOAT. 483 00:35:12,577 --> 00:35:14,745 IT'S A FUCKING CAMERA, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! 484 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:15,613 CAN WE GO? 485 00:35:15,646 --> 00:35:17,348 IT'S NOT THE CAMERA HE'S WORRIED ABOUT. 486 00:35:17,381 --> 00:35:18,216 IT'S THE TAPE. 487 00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:19,217 YEAH, IT'S THE TAPE. 488 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:21,686 THERE'S NO REASON FOR US TO GO HOME EMPTY-HANDED. 489 00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:22,787 ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY? 490 00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:23,855 I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT HE'S RIGHT. 491 00:35:23,888 --> 00:35:27,859 WITHOUT THAT TAPE, THIS WHOLE TRIP WAS FOR NOTHING. 492 00:35:27,892 --> 00:35:28,693 DON'T BE STUPID, BOG. 493 00:35:28,726 --> 00:35:30,361 THERE'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING IN THERE, 494 00:35:30,394 --> 00:35:32,497 AND IT'S NOT A MERMAID. 495 00:35:48,846 --> 00:35:50,882 THIS SUCKS, BUT... 496 00:36:07,865 --> 00:36:10,501 YOU KNOW, THIS GUY'S OK. 497 00:36:10,535 --> 00:36:11,736 REAL DEDICATED. 498 00:36:11,769 --> 00:36:14,872 STUPID, BUT DEDICATED. 499 00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:25,316 COME ON, BRO, MATERIALIZE. 500 00:36:41,999 --> 00:36:43,768 YEAH! 501 00:36:43,801 --> 00:36:46,671 DUDE, GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW! 502 00:36:48,806 --> 00:36:49,774 Bog: GO! 503 00:36:49,807 --> 00:36:51,976 HERE'S YOUR PRECIOUS CAMERA. 504 00:36:52,743 --> 00:36:54,478 SEE, IT'S THAT EASY. 505 00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:55,780 WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED, MAN? 506 00:36:55,813 --> 00:36:58,783 YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW. 507 00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:03,187 JESUS! 508 00:37:03,220 --> 00:37:05,790 OH, GOD, GET ME OUT OF HERE! 509 00:37:05,823 --> 00:37:06,624 COME ON. 510 00:37:06,657 --> 00:37:08,492 WE CAN'T LEAVE THEM! 511 00:37:08,526 --> 00:37:14,966 THEY'RE A MEMORY. LET'S GO. 512 00:37:14,999 --> 00:37:16,968 COME ON! 513 00:37:31,882 --> 00:37:33,351 RUN! 514 00:37:33,384 --> 00:37:35,486 RUN! 515 00:37:41,692 --> 00:37:43,861 DAMN... 516 00:38:04,815 --> 00:38:05,883 GUYS... 517 00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:08,953 COME ON! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 518 00:38:09,587 --> 00:38:10,988 ZACK, COME ON, MAN. 519 00:38:11,022 --> 00:38:12,790 GOT TO REST. 520 00:38:12,823 --> 00:38:14,725 THAT THING IS GOING TO EAT US! 521 00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:16,961 SHH... 522 00:38:16,994 --> 00:38:19,430 I DON'T HEAR IT ANYMORE. 523 00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:21,966 WHERE THE HELL ARE WE RUNNING TO ANYWAY? 524 00:38:21,999 --> 00:38:24,602 DUDE, WE GOT TO ADIOS THIS ROCK. COME ON! 525 00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:27,538 RIGHT, BUT HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY THOUGHT AS TO HOW? 526 00:38:27,571 --> 00:38:29,573 WELL, OBVIOUSLY, THEY'LL SEND SOMEONE FOR US. 527 00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:32,576 YEAH. BY TOMORROW AFTERNOON, 528 00:38:32,610 --> 00:38:34,512 MAYBE THEY'LL START TO THINK ABOUT IT, 529 00:38:34,545 --> 00:38:36,447 AND THEN IF WE'RE REALLY LUCKY... 530 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,816 THEY'LL SEND SOMEONE THE DAY AFTER. 531 00:38:38,849 --> 00:38:41,085 WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO FIND SOMEWHERE SAFE 532 00:38:41,118 --> 00:38:41,819 UNTIL THEY FIND US. 533 00:38:41,852 --> 00:38:44,155 WHERE? I MEAN, AM I THE ONLY ONE 534 00:38:44,188 --> 00:38:46,657 THAT NOTICES THAT THING CAN HAUL ASS 535 00:38:46,691 --> 00:38:47,958 IN THE WATER AND ON LAND? 536 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:49,960 IF ONLY WE HAD A HOT-AIR BALLOON, 537 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:50,928 WE COULD FLOAT AWAY. 538 00:38:50,961 --> 00:38:54,965 ALL RIGHT, RELAX, RELAX. I GOT MY BREATH BACK. 539 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:59,537 YOU DON'T THINK UNCLE "Z" WOULD ACTUALLY ALLOW HIMSELF TO BE 540 00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:01,472 INCOMMUNICADO, DO YOU? 541 00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:02,773 OH, YOU GOT A CELL PHONE? 542 00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:07,511 THE PHONE IS ONCE AGAIN YOUR FRIEND. 543 00:39:07,545 --> 00:39:08,979 COME ON. 544 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:11,015 COME ON, COME ON. 545 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:15,119 WHAT, NO SERVICE OUT HERE? 546 00:39:15,152 --> 00:39:17,488 MAYBE THOSE 10 BILLION MEGA-HOOTZ 547 00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:18,689 JUST AIN'T ENOUGH THERE, COWBOY. 548 00:39:18,723 --> 00:39:20,491 HEY, HEY, HEY. RELAX. I'LL GET IT. 549 00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:22,960 REMEMBER, WE'RE IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE. 550 00:39:22,993 --> 00:39:25,930 IT TAKES LONGER TO REACH THE, UH, SATELLITE. 551 00:39:25,963 --> 00:39:28,466 YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 552 00:39:28,499 --> 00:39:29,366 [RUSTLING] 553 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,602 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 554 00:39:31,635 --> 00:39:33,871 Man: DON'T YOU FUCKING MOVE AN INCH! 555 00:39:33,904 --> 00:39:36,674 Different man: THIS WAY. COME ON. 556 00:39:40,745 --> 00:39:41,912 OR YOU'LL DIE... 557 00:39:41,946 --> 00:39:43,814 WITH YOUR NEXT STEP. 558 00:39:43,848 --> 00:39:47,118 WE COME IN PEACE. 559 00:39:47,151 --> 00:39:49,053 EXCUSE ME. 560 00:39:49,086 --> 00:39:51,889 ARE YOU DEAF? I SAID DON'T FUCKING MOVE! 561 00:39:51,922 --> 00:39:54,725 HE DID SAY THAT, ZACK. 562 00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:57,762 NOW, DEAF FRIEND-- 563 00:39:57,795 --> 00:40:01,732 DO YOU KNOW HOW CLOSE YOU WERE TO BECOMING CHEE-BOB? 564 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:03,901 CHEE-BOB? 565 00:40:03,934 --> 00:40:05,736 WHAT THE FUCK'S A CHEE-BOB? 566 00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:07,538 I'LL SHOW YOU. 567 00:40:11,776 --> 00:40:12,810 SHIT. 568 00:40:12,843 --> 00:40:15,613 NICE, HUH? 569 00:40:15,646 --> 00:40:17,982 YOU MEAN SHISH KEBAB? 570 00:40:18,015 --> 00:40:18,983 YEAH. 571 00:40:19,016 --> 00:40:19,617 YEAH... 572 00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:21,519 IT'S BETTER WITH CHICKEN. 573 00:40:22,887 --> 00:40:24,622 SHUT THE FUCK UP! 574 00:40:24,655 --> 00:40:26,023 SHUT UP. 575 00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:27,691 I'LL HOLD THIS. 576 00:40:27,725 --> 00:40:28,926 AH-AH-AH-- 577 00:40:28,959 --> 00:40:31,629 NOW, CAN ANY ONE OF YOU HERE TELL ME 578 00:40:31,662 --> 00:40:33,931 WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE DOING HERE ON MY ISLAND? 579 00:40:33,964 --> 00:40:37,935 ACTUALLY, WE WERE TRYING TO GET OFF... 580 00:40:37,968 --> 00:40:39,737 YOUR ISLAND. 581 00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:40,437 OH. 582 00:40:40,471 --> 00:40:41,906 WE'RE RUNNING FROM A CREATURE. 583 00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:43,240 A CREATURE? 584 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:43,908 YEAH. 585 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:47,077 WHAT, LIKE... LIKE GODZILLA? 586 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:48,746 [IMITATING MONKEY] 587 00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:49,947 LIKE GODZILLA. 588 00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:51,715 YEAH, LIKE IN THE MOVIES, HUH? 589 00:40:51,749 --> 00:40:55,719 NO, REALLY, MAN. THIS THING ATE A 42-FOOT BOAT. 590 00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:57,888 REALLY? 591 00:40:57,922 --> 00:41:00,891 YEAH, REALLY. 592 00:41:07,998 --> 00:41:11,001 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING THERE. 593 00:41:11,035 --> 00:41:15,272 SO WHAT THE HELL DO I DO WITH YOU? HUH? 594 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:17,675 WELL, IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A BOAT... 595 00:41:17,708 --> 00:41:20,177 OR A BALLOON... 596 00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:23,013 I HAPPEN TO HAVE A BOAT. 597 00:41:23,047 --> 00:41:25,883 REALLY? WELL, THAT'S EXCELLENT NEWS. 598 00:41:25,916 --> 00:41:27,985 BECAUSE I'M WILLING... 599 00:41:28,018 --> 00:41:32,923 TO PAY HANDSOMELY FOR A RIDE. 600 00:41:32,957 --> 00:41:33,824 OK. 601 00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:35,826 [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 602 00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:36,961 YOU FOLLOW ME, GUYS. 603 00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:40,064 DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE GETTING A RIDE? 604 00:42:14,665 --> 00:42:16,300 VERY NICE. VERY NICE. 605 00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:17,968 WHICH WAY TO FIRST CLASS? 606 00:42:18,002 --> 00:42:19,069 FUCK YOU! 607 00:42:19,103 --> 00:42:21,605 HEY, HEY, HEY. I'M AN AMERICAN. 608 00:42:21,639 --> 00:42:23,340 I'M A U.S. CITIZEN, FOR CHRIST'S SAKES. 609 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:26,043 SHUT UP! 610 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:33,717 DUDE, SHOW THEM YOUR PASSPORT, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! 611 00:42:33,751 --> 00:42:34,785 GET IN! 612 00:42:34,818 --> 00:42:35,819 OK. 613 00:42:35,853 --> 00:42:38,956 THIS IS BAD. 614 00:42:42,026 --> 00:42:44,228 MOVE IT! STAY THERE! 615 00:42:44,261 --> 00:42:45,863 MOVE! 616 00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:47,398 Jeremy: YOU'RE BAD. 617 00:42:47,431 --> 00:42:49,934 [SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 618 00:42:53,037 --> 00:42:54,405 YOU KNOW WHAT MY BROTHER'S SAYING? 619 00:42:54,438 --> 00:42:57,141 HE'S REMINDING ME OF HIS LIFELONG DREAM... 620 00:42:57,174 --> 00:43:01,378 WHICH IS TO KEEP COMPANY WITH A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES. 621 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:03,881 HEY, NO WAY! NO! 622 00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:07,017 I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE FEMALE KIND, OF COURSE. 623 00:43:07,051 --> 00:43:10,154 I'M NOT AMERICAN. I'M AUSTRALIAN. 624 00:43:10,187 --> 00:43:12,923 [SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 625 00:43:12,957 --> 00:43:16,393 HE SAYS IT'S GOOD ENOUGH. 626 00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:21,098 GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES, I WOULDN'T CALL IT CHEATING. 627 00:43:26,136 --> 00:43:28,072 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW, BUT THE AUSTRALIAN GIRLS, 628 00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:29,139 THEY'RE A LITTLE... YOU KNOW... 629 00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:32,076 YEAH, YEAH. AUSSIE CHICKS, THEY JUST LIKE TO PARTY-- 630 00:43:32,109 --> 00:43:34,345 CECILY, I'M SORRY. 631 00:43:34,378 --> 00:43:36,947 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. HE'S A LITTLE... 632 00:43:36,981 --> 00:43:37,648 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 633 00:43:37,681 --> 00:43:39,783 LOOK, IF YOU WERE MY BROTHER... 634 00:43:39,817 --> 00:43:43,020 I'D GET A REALLY NICE AMERICAN GIRL, 635 00:43:43,053 --> 00:43:44,955 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? HUH? 636 00:43:44,989 --> 00:43:45,889 REALLY? 637 00:43:45,923 --> 00:43:47,891 TOTALLY. TOTALLY. 638 00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:51,662 BUT I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING BROTHER! 639 00:43:53,397 --> 00:43:54,031 NO! 640 00:43:54,064 --> 00:43:56,233 Jeremy! NO! LEAVE HER ALONE! 641 00:43:56,266 --> 00:43:58,002 ZACK! 642 00:43:59,937 --> 00:44:01,372 NO! 643 00:44:01,972 --> 00:44:07,711 LET GO! GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF ME THIS SECOND! 644 00:44:10,447 --> 00:44:12,950 [SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 645 00:44:29,066 --> 00:44:31,135 [THUD] 646 00:44:39,543 --> 00:44:41,712 CHRIST! 647 00:44:41,979 --> 00:44:44,982 Bog: SHIT, LOOK AT THAT THING! 648 00:44:48,052 --> 00:44:49,119 Jeremy: NO WAY. 649 00:44:49,153 --> 00:44:50,254 Zack: FUCK ME. 650 00:44:50,287 --> 00:44:52,089 Bog: FUCK THEM. 651 00:44:55,926 --> 00:44:58,762 Bog: LET'S GO! COME ON! COME ON! 652 00:44:59,096 --> 00:45:01,398 Bog: OH, MAN! HOW DO YOU START THIS THING? 653 00:45:10,074 --> 00:45:11,975 Jeremy: GO! GO! GO! 654 00:45:13,977 --> 00:45:15,846 DIE, FUCKERS! 655 00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:18,949 [YELLING AND SCREAMING] 656 00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:23,087 SHIT. CECILY. 657 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,022 THE CROCODILE JUST ATE THAT GUY! 658 00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:27,424 YEAH, I GOT THAT. WE'LL SEND FLOWERS. 659 00:45:31,028 --> 00:45:33,931 SHIT! NO! 660 00:45:45,142 --> 00:45:47,778 FRY, FUCKERS! 661 00:45:51,048 --> 00:45:53,150 GUYS! 662 00:45:53,951 --> 00:45:56,086 GUYS! 663 00:45:56,954 --> 00:45:58,055 CECILY! 664 00:45:58,088 --> 00:45:59,957 JEREMY! 665 00:45:59,990 --> 00:46:01,859 BOG! 666 00:46:01,892 --> 00:46:05,963 GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME! GET OFF! 667 00:46:07,030 --> 00:46:08,432 PUT THAT OUT! 668 00:46:08,465 --> 00:46:11,969 EVENING, MR. JARDINE. 669 00:46:12,002 --> 00:46:14,972 ENJOYING YOUR LITTLE SWIM? 670 00:46:15,005 --> 00:46:18,976 AAH! GODDAMN IT! 671 00:46:25,516 --> 00:46:28,018 Bog: THAT WAS TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL. 672 00:46:28,051 --> 00:46:31,088 I MEAN, THAT THING HAD TO BE, WHAT, 30 FEET? 673 00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:32,856 AT LEAST. 674 00:46:32,890 --> 00:46:33,857 AND HUNGRY. 675 00:46:33,891 --> 00:46:34,992 SCARFED DOWN THAT FAT DUDE-- 676 00:46:35,025 --> 00:46:37,427 HAD TO WEIGH AT LEAST 500 POUNDS--IN, LIKE, TWO BITES. 677 00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:39,530 Cecily: HE WASN'T HUNGRY, GUYS. 678 00:46:39,563 --> 00:46:40,631 HE WANTED TO KILL. 679 00:46:40,664 --> 00:46:42,466 WELL, WHAT THE HELL IS IT DOING IN THE OCEAN ANYWAY? 680 00:46:42,499 --> 00:46:45,068 AREN'T THEY MEANT TO HANG OUT IN SWAMPS OR SOMETHING? 681 00:46:45,102 --> 00:46:48,071 IT'S A LONG RIDE BACK TO THE ISLAND. 682 00:46:48,105 --> 00:46:51,375 ARTEMIS WILL SHOW YOU TO YOUR QUARTERS. 683 00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:11,895 HEY, DIRKS... 684 00:47:11,929 --> 00:47:13,363 LOSE YOUR WAY? 685 00:47:13,397 --> 00:47:18,001 NO. ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO THANK YOU. 686 00:47:18,035 --> 00:47:20,604 I MEAN, IF YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP THE WAY YOU DID BACK THERE, 687 00:47:20,637 --> 00:47:23,941 WE WOULD'VE REALLY BEEN IN SOME DEEP SHIT. 688 00:47:32,282 --> 00:47:35,586 SHE WAS REALLY QUITE A SHIP IN HER DAY, WASN'T SHE? 689 00:47:35,619 --> 00:47:38,622 SHE GOT AROUND. 690 00:47:38,655 --> 00:47:42,426 WHAT, THE COMPETITION TOO TOUGH? 691 00:47:42,459 --> 00:47:44,962 RIGHT. 692 00:47:46,029 --> 00:47:47,931 JUDGING BY YOUR REACTION BACK THERE, 693 00:47:47,965 --> 00:47:49,333 I GUESS IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH 694 00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:52,102 A LARGE SALTWATER CROCODILE. 695 00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:59,309 WRONG AGAIN, RIGHT? 696 00:47:59,343 --> 00:48:03,313 NO. YOU'RE RIGHT ON THE MONEY. 697 00:48:04,214 --> 00:48:06,650 YOU WOULDN'T BE TRYING TO MEET UP WITH THAT THING AGAIN 698 00:48:06,683 --> 00:48:09,519 BY ANY CHANCE, WOULD YOU? 699 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:15,659 LET ME MAKE SOMETHING VERY PLAIN, SON. 700 00:48:15,692 --> 00:48:20,464 I DON'T EVER WANT TO GET NEAR THAT SALTY AGAIN. 701 00:48:21,999 --> 00:48:24,134 GOOD. 702 00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,939 GOOD NIGHT, CAPTAIN. 703 00:48:35,712 --> 00:48:39,016 IT'S DIRKS', SO IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIG. 704 00:48:45,555 --> 00:48:50,360 IT'S MINE, SO...IT'LL PROBABLY BE A LITTLE SMALL. 705 00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:55,332 WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 706 00:48:55,365 --> 00:48:58,702 OH, I WAS THANKING OUR CAPTAIN. 707 00:48:58,735 --> 00:49:01,104 COZY, EH? 708 00:49:01,138 --> 00:49:03,040 IT HAS POTENTIAL. 709 00:49:03,073 --> 00:49:05,375 THIS IS GREAT. 710 00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:12,316 HEY, TO ME, THIS PLACE IS A PALACE RIGHT NOW, 711 00:49:12,349 --> 00:49:14,184 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE WE'RE HERE RIGHT NOW 712 00:49:14,217 --> 00:49:15,786 AND NOT IN THE INTESTINES 713 00:49:15,819 --> 00:49:18,555 OF THAT--THAT THING OUT THERE. 714 00:49:18,588 --> 00:49:19,690 I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT, GUYS. 715 00:49:19,723 --> 00:49:21,391 WE... 716 00:49:22,559 --> 00:49:23,393 WE MADE IT. 717 00:49:23,427 --> 00:49:26,496 YOU KNOW, WE WERE CHASED AND--AND HUNTED 718 00:49:26,530 --> 00:49:31,435 AND--AND STARED STRAIGHT INTO THE BELLY OF THE BEAST. 719 00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:35,539 THE DEVIL HIMSELF, IF YOU ASK ME. 720 00:49:35,572 --> 00:49:37,541 AND WE SURVIVED. 721 00:49:37,574 --> 00:49:39,710 NO, BETTER THAN THAT. 722 00:49:39,743 --> 00:49:43,280 WE KICKED ASS. 723 00:49:45,515 --> 00:49:47,250 YOU KNOW WHAT? 724 00:49:47,284 --> 00:49:50,454 I THINK A TOAST IS IN ORDER, HUH? 725 00:49:50,487 --> 00:49:51,755 TO US. 726 00:50:00,564 --> 00:50:02,299 TO LEMMYA. 727 00:50:10,574 --> 00:50:12,309 TO SONNY. 728 00:50:22,586 --> 00:50:25,255 TO MELBA. 729 00:50:28,225 --> 00:50:31,361 I'M SURE YOU ALL COULD USE A LITTLE REST. 730 00:50:31,395 --> 00:50:33,864 HOLLER IF YOU NEED ANYTHING. 731 00:50:33,897 --> 00:50:37,734 YEAH, I'M EXHAUSTED. 732 00:51:20,410 --> 00:51:22,679 THAT'S YOU, ALL RIGHT. 733 00:51:22,712 --> 00:51:25,482 I CAN FUCKING FEEL IT. 734 00:51:33,723 --> 00:51:35,459 [SCREAMING] 735 00:51:35,492 --> 00:51:39,162 NOT THIS TIME, OLD FELLA. 736 00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:41,798 NOT EVER AGAIN. 737 00:51:47,437 --> 00:51:48,672 OH. 738 00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:56,313 [GROANS] 739 00:52:27,544 --> 00:52:29,279 OW. 740 00:52:39,623 --> 00:52:41,791 THAT'S A BLEEDER. 741 00:52:44,461 --> 00:52:46,796 [GRUNTING] 742 00:52:53,703 --> 00:52:57,974 MIGHT WANT TO USE SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE POINTED. 743 00:53:00,377 --> 00:53:02,345 GO ON. 744 00:53:03,713 --> 00:53:05,348 OH. 745 00:53:08,051 --> 00:53:09,019 OH! 746 00:53:09,052 --> 00:53:10,820 GOD! 747 00:53:11,588 --> 00:53:13,790 WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE FOR? 748 00:53:13,823 --> 00:53:15,926 SALTIES LOVE THEM. 749 00:53:15,959 --> 00:53:17,561 SALTIES? 750 00:53:17,594 --> 00:53:19,663 SALT-WATER CROCODILES. 751 00:53:19,696 --> 00:53:21,798 THAT THING OUT THERE? 752 00:53:22,299 --> 00:53:25,769 AND DIRKS HAS AN INTEREST IN THESE THINGS? 753 00:53:25,802 --> 00:53:29,973 I KNEW YOU WERE THE BRAINS OF THIS OPERATION. 754 00:53:44,588 --> 00:53:46,489 WHAT, HE HUNTS THESE THINGS? 755 00:53:46,523 --> 00:53:48,959 AND NOW YOU'RE DISAPPOINTING ME. 756 00:53:48,992 --> 00:53:52,529 COLOR ME SLOW-- IT HAPPENS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. 757 00:53:52,562 --> 00:53:55,298 WHAT? WHAT'S THE DEAL? 758 00:53:55,332 --> 00:53:57,734 DIRKS USED TO RUN ADVENTURE TOURS... 759 00:53:57,767 --> 00:53:59,536 AND HE WAS THE BEST. 760 00:53:59,569 --> 00:54:01,071 AND? 761 00:54:01,104 --> 00:54:04,507 AND HIS LAST TOUR DIDN'T GO SO WELL. 762 00:54:04,541 --> 00:54:07,477 HOW NOT WELL? 763 00:54:08,111 --> 00:54:09,946 ALL OF HIS PASSENGERS WERE ATTACKED. 764 00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:12,515 THEY WERE SLAUGHTERED RIGHT BEFORE HIS EYES. 765 00:54:12,549 --> 00:54:15,619 HE HASN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE. 766 00:54:15,652 --> 00:54:18,722 OH, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. 767 00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:21,524 HE WANTS--HE WANTS REVENGE? 768 00:54:21,558 --> 00:54:22,659 NOW? TODAY? 769 00:54:22,692 --> 00:54:25,495 IT'S ALL HE CAN THINK ABOUT. 770 00:54:25,528 --> 00:54:27,497 A BIG, BIG, HUGE PROBLEM. 771 00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:29,532 THERE ARE PASSENGERS ON THIS BOAT 772 00:54:29,566 --> 00:54:32,469 WHO WANT TO JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 773 00:54:32,502 --> 00:54:35,939 NOW I WAS THINKING THAT A TRULY INNOVATIVE TELEVISION PRODUCER 774 00:54:35,972 --> 00:54:39,509 WOULD SEIZE THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME. 775 00:54:40,510 --> 00:54:41,511 HA HA. 776 00:54:41,544 --> 00:54:42,612 OK. 777 00:54:42,646 --> 00:54:43,913 HA HA HA. 778 00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:47,817 SO NOW SHE'S AN EXPERT AT THE INNER WORKINGS OF THE TV BUSINESS? 779 00:54:47,851 --> 00:54:49,853 LET ME ASK YOUR PROFESSIONAL OPINION. 780 00:54:49,886 --> 00:54:55,792 WOULD DOCUMENTING THE CAPTURE OF THE LARGEST CROCODYLUS POROSUS KNOWN TO MAN 781 00:54:55,825 --> 00:54:58,828 BE A MARKETABLE COMMODITY OR NOT? 782 00:54:59,896 --> 00:55:04,501 I'M TALKING A CROCODILE OF UNHEARD-OF PROPORTIONS. 783 00:55:04,534 --> 00:55:06,469 31 FEET LONG... 784 00:55:06,503 --> 00:55:09,506 OVER 3,000 POUNDS. 785 00:55:11,174 --> 00:55:13,376 IT HAS POTENTIAL. 786 00:55:14,678 --> 00:55:15,478 KA-CHING. 787 00:55:15,512 --> 00:55:17,013 MM-HMM. 788 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:55,051 NO WAY. 789 00:56:00,223 --> 00:56:01,191 STUPID. 790 00:56:01,224 --> 00:56:02,592 OH! GOD. 791 00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:03,760 WHO'S STUPID? 792 00:56:03,793 --> 00:56:05,562 ME. 793 00:56:10,033 --> 00:56:11,167 OH, NO. 794 00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:13,136 SOMETHING WRONG? 795 00:56:14,070 --> 00:56:15,004 WHAT? 796 00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:16,606 WE'RE STILL THERE. 797 00:56:16,639 --> 00:56:18,942 NO WAY. 798 00:56:26,850 --> 00:56:27,917 GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND, 799 00:56:27,951 --> 00:56:31,054 OR DO YOU JUST LIKE GAWKING AT AN OLD MAN'S BACKSIDE? 800 00:56:31,087 --> 00:56:32,922 YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR, DIRKS. 801 00:56:32,956 --> 00:56:36,226 YOU SAID THE LAST THING YOU WANTED TO SEE WAS THAT CROCODILE AGAIN. 802 00:56:36,259 --> 00:56:38,495 THAT'S THE GOD'S HONEST TRUTH. 803 00:56:38,528 --> 00:56:41,097 THEN WHY AREN'T WE HAULING ASS BACK TO PALM ISLAND? 804 00:56:41,131 --> 00:56:43,099 I MEAN, WE'RE LIKE SITTING DUCKS HERE. 805 00:56:43,133 --> 00:56:46,102 SALTY'S NOT GOING TO LET US GO ANYWHERE. 806 00:56:46,136 --> 00:56:47,036 WHAT? 807 00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:48,872 YOU HEARD. 808 00:56:49,606 --> 00:56:50,807 I DON'T SEE HIM. 809 00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,041 RIGHT. 810 00:56:52,075 --> 00:56:53,977 HE'S OUT THERE. 811 00:56:54,010 --> 00:56:54,878 WHERE? 812 00:56:54,911 --> 00:56:55,712 EVERYWHERE. 813 00:56:55,745 --> 00:56:57,680 HE OWNS THESE WATERS. 814 00:56:57,714 --> 00:57:00,884 THIS REEF, THESE CAYS... 815 00:57:00,917 --> 00:57:01,818 THEY'RE HIS. 816 00:57:01,851 --> 00:57:06,589 ANYONE OR ANYTHING THAT TRESPASSES ARE HIS. 817 00:57:08,224 --> 00:57:11,227 Zack: HO HO! GOD. 818 00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:13,096 THE DRAMA. 819 00:57:13,129 --> 00:57:14,164 I LOVE IT! 820 00:57:14,197 --> 00:57:16,065 OH. 821 00:57:16,099 --> 00:57:17,033 SEE, FOLKS... 822 00:57:17,066 --> 00:57:19,202 THE DEAL IS THAT THE CAPTAIN HERE 823 00:57:19,235 --> 00:57:21,938 HAS A LITTLE SCORE TO SETTLE WITH THAT OVERSIZED FROG. 824 00:57:21,971 --> 00:57:25,642 SEEMS THAT HE MUNCHED A FEW OF HIS LAST PASSENGERS. 825 00:57:25,675 --> 00:57:27,143 WHAT? 826 00:57:27,177 --> 00:57:30,013 OH, YEAH, SHE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT IT. 827 00:57:30,046 --> 00:57:32,215 AND NOW YOUR LOVELY FIRST MATE HERE 828 00:57:32,248 --> 00:57:37,587 HAS INSPIRED ME TO MY LARGEST PROJECT YET: 829 00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:39,122 THE KILLING... 830 00:57:39,155 --> 00:57:42,025 OF THE LARGEST LIVING REPTILE ON EARTH: 831 00:57:42,058 --> 00:57:43,893 THE AUSTRALIAN SALTWATER CROCODILE, 832 00:57:43,927 --> 00:57:47,664 KNOWN BY FEW, BUT SOON TO BE MANY, 833 00:57:47,697 --> 00:57:50,066 AS BIG MICK. 834 00:57:50,834 --> 00:57:53,169 WHAT DO YOU THINK? NOT BAD, HUH? 835 00:57:53,203 --> 00:57:55,572 ARE YOU TOTALLY FUCKING MAD? 836 00:57:55,605 --> 00:58:00,176 CESS, THIS THING IS 90 YEARS OLD. 837 00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:01,311 IT'S BIGGER THAN BOSTON. 838 00:58:01,344 --> 00:58:02,545 I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT. 839 00:58:02,579 --> 00:58:07,116 IT'S GOING TO MAKE BLOOD SURFING LOOK ABOUT AS EXCITING AS... 840 00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:08,017 LAWN BOWLING. 841 00:58:08,051 --> 00:58:10,687 WE'RE NOT TALKING DISCOVERY CHANNEL HERE, 842 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:14,123 WE'RE TALKING PRIME TIME, NETWORK... 843 00:58:16,693 --> 00:58:17,627 TELEVISION. 844 00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:19,562 IF YOU THINK THIS IS FODDER 845 00:58:19,596 --> 00:58:21,998 FOR SOME CHEAP ENTERTAINMENT... 846 00:58:23,132 --> 00:58:25,602 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BOY. 847 00:58:25,635 --> 00:58:29,339 I WATCHED THIS CROCODILE EAT 5 KIDS... 848 00:58:29,372 --> 00:58:31,174 ALL ABOUT YOUR AGE. 849 00:58:31,207 --> 00:58:34,944 IT STARTED BY DISMEMBERING EACH, 850 00:58:34,978 --> 00:58:37,714 AND IT WAS REALLY BLOODY... 851 00:58:37,747 --> 00:58:39,716 AND LOUD... 852 00:58:39,749 --> 00:58:41,084 THE SCREAMS. 853 00:58:41,117 --> 00:58:43,686 SEE, THEY DIDN'T DIE RIGHT AWAY. 854 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,122 THEY JUST LAY THERE ON THE ROCKS. 855 00:58:46,155 --> 00:58:47,724 AN ARM HERE, LEG OVER THERE. 856 00:58:47,757 --> 00:58:51,294 AND AFTER HE TORE THEM ENOUGH TO HIS LIKING... 857 00:58:51,327 --> 00:58:54,264 HE SUCKED UP EACH PART, 858 00:58:54,297 --> 00:58:56,332 ONE AT A TIME. 859 00:58:57,166 --> 00:58:59,068 SO LET ME GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE. 860 00:58:59,102 --> 00:59:03,773 LOSE THE IDEA FOR YOUR SILLY LITTLE SHOW... 861 00:59:03,806 --> 00:59:06,910 AND STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY. 862 00:59:06,943 --> 00:59:10,146 YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHT TO INVOLVE US IN THIS. 863 00:59:10,179 --> 00:59:12,115 YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU, SUNSHINE? 864 00:59:12,148 --> 00:59:14,217 YOU GOT YOURSELF INVOLVED. 865 00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:17,921 AND I WILL TAKE YOU BACK WHEN I'VE DONE WHAT HAS TO BE DONE. 866 00:59:17,954 --> 00:59:22,859 NOW, IF YOU'VE GOT SOME IDEAS ON FORCING THE ISSUE, YOU LAY THEM OUT. 867 00:59:23,993 --> 00:59:24,894 NOW. 868 00:59:24,928 --> 00:59:26,195 'CAUSE I'VE GOT A LOT TO DO 869 00:59:26,229 --> 00:59:30,099 AND PRECIOUS LITTLE TIME TO DO IT IN. 870 00:59:31,701 --> 00:59:34,370 HERE WE GO! ARTY, TAKE HER! 871 00:59:42,378 --> 00:59:43,713 COME ON! 872 00:59:43,746 --> 00:59:46,783 [GRUNTING] 873 00:59:49,953 --> 00:59:51,387 COME ON. 874 00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:53,356 IT'S HIM, RIGHT? BIG MICK? 875 00:59:53,389 --> 00:59:55,024 YES! 876 00:59:59,696 --> 01:00:01,397 YES. 877 01:00:02,098 --> 01:00:04,033 [GRUNTING] 878 01:00:04,067 --> 01:00:06,402 LET'S GO TO WORK. 879 01:00:11,174 --> 01:00:11,841 PURE GOLD, CESS. 880 01:00:11,874 --> 01:00:15,278 LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING! 881 01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,816 Bog: I CAN'T HOLD HER. 882 01:00:19,849 --> 01:00:22,251 [ENGINE BACKFIRING] 883 01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:24,087 CUT THE ENGINE, ARTY! 884 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:24,654 WHAT? 885 01:00:24,687 --> 01:00:27,690 TAKE OVER, SON. YEAH. 886 01:00:28,091 --> 01:00:31,127 CAN'T SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS SMOKE? 887 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:32,195 IT'S KILLING ME. 888 01:00:32,228 --> 01:00:34,230 ARTY, SHIFT, GIRL! 889 01:00:43,139 --> 01:00:44,807 PUSH! 890 01:00:51,214 --> 01:00:52,281 AAH! 891 01:00:52,315 --> 01:00:54,217 DIRKS! 892 01:00:56,786 --> 01:00:57,487 SHIT. 893 01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:00,189 IT'S GOING TO TEAR APART. MOVE! 894 01:01:01,090 --> 01:01:03,926 DIRKS, LOOK. SHIT. 895 01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:05,094 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! 896 01:01:05,128 --> 01:01:07,030 Zack: BEAUTIFUL! GET OUT OF MY WAY. 897 01:01:07,063 --> 01:01:08,498 HOW WAS THAT? 898 01:01:08,531 --> 01:01:10,199 JUST LIKE THAT. JUST LIKE THAT. 899 01:01:10,233 --> 01:01:12,068 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 900 01:01:12,101 --> 01:01:13,369 BEAUTIFUL. 901 01:01:13,403 --> 01:01:15,805 CLEAR TO FIRE. OK. 902 01:01:27,283 --> 01:01:29,986 IT--THE--THE-- 903 01:01:30,887 --> 01:01:32,255 ZACK, IT'S LOOSE! 904 01:01:32,288 --> 01:01:33,256 HEY, HEY, IS THAT-- 905 01:01:33,289 --> 01:01:36,793 THAT ROPE AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT, IS IT? 906 01:01:37,293 --> 01:01:39,796 GET OUT OF THE WATER! 907 01:01:39,829 --> 01:01:42,065 HE'S LOOSE! 908 01:01:42,098 --> 01:01:43,866 COME AND GET ME! 909 01:01:45,968 --> 01:01:48,171 GRAB ONTO IT, CESS! 910 01:01:49,138 --> 01:01:50,339 HOLD ON! 911 01:01:50,373 --> 01:01:51,407 PULL! PULL! 912 01:01:51,441 --> 01:01:52,341 COME ON! 913 01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:54,177 GET HER IN HERE. 914 01:01:56,446 --> 01:01:58,147 COME ON! 915 01:01:59,882 --> 01:02:03,219 GUYS! COME ON! 916 01:02:04,987 --> 01:02:07,356 BRING HER IN. BRING HER IN. 917 01:02:07,390 --> 01:02:08,157 LOOK OUT. LOOK OUT. 918 01:02:08,191 --> 01:02:10,059 DO WE HAVE TO TAKE ALL DAY WITH THIS? 919 01:02:10,093 --> 01:02:12,195 GET HER IN THE BOAT! 920 01:02:15,231 --> 01:02:16,199 GET HER OUT! 921 01:02:16,232 --> 01:02:17,400 GO, GO, GO! 922 01:02:17,433 --> 01:02:18,835 ALL RIGHT. GOOD, GOOD. 923 01:02:18,868 --> 01:02:21,170 GO! MOVE! 924 01:02:24,140 --> 01:02:25,808 COME ON. AAH! 925 01:02:25,842 --> 01:02:28,077 OH, SHIT! 926 01:02:28,111 --> 01:02:30,246 Jeremy: KEEP AWAY FROM ME, YOU FREAK! 927 01:02:30,279 --> 01:02:32,248 JEREMY! DON'T COME ANY CLOSER! 928 01:02:32,281 --> 01:02:33,816 HOLD ON! AAH! 929 01:02:33,850 --> 01:02:35,184 DIRKS! 930 01:02:35,218 --> 01:02:35,985 NO! 931 01:02:36,018 --> 01:02:37,487 TAKE THE KNIFE. 932 01:02:38,221 --> 01:02:40,189 STICK HIM IN THE BLOODY HEAD! 933 01:02:40,223 --> 01:02:42,291 IT'S OVER, YOU-- 934 01:02:42,325 --> 01:02:44,861 AAH! 935 01:02:44,894 --> 01:02:46,429 NO! 936 01:02:48,164 --> 01:02:50,366 AAH! 937 01:02:55,972 --> 01:02:58,107 OH, GOD. 938 01:02:58,141 --> 01:02:59,108 JESUS CHRIST. 939 01:02:59,142 --> 01:03:01,878 [SOBBING] 940 01:03:21,130 --> 01:03:23,299 YOU SON OF A BITCH. 941 01:03:24,033 --> 01:03:26,335 YOU GOT HIM KILLED. 942 01:03:28,237 --> 01:03:29,105 Arty: JOHN! 943 01:03:29,138 --> 01:03:32,308 JOHN, SHE'S DYING. 944 01:03:41,551 --> 01:03:44,253 HE'S STILL OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. 945 01:03:44,287 --> 01:03:46,255 I WOULDN'T WORRY. 946 01:03:47,023 --> 01:03:49,292 HE ONLY EATS REAL MEN. 947 01:03:50,159 --> 01:03:51,594 HEY. 948 01:03:54,163 --> 01:03:56,132 [GRUNTS] 949 01:03:57,700 --> 01:03:59,302 HAD ENOUGH FUN, YOU FREAK? 950 01:03:59,335 --> 01:04:02,338 'CAUSE I SURE AS SHIT HAVE. 951 01:04:04,073 --> 01:04:06,175 WHY DON'T YOU GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE NOW? 952 01:04:06,209 --> 01:04:09,512 I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR TAKING A SHOT AT ME FOR YOUR FRIEND, SON. 953 01:04:09,545 --> 01:04:11,080 BUT DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK. 954 01:04:11,113 --> 01:04:15,284 NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND DO SOMETHING USEFUL. 955 01:04:24,193 --> 01:04:25,127 YOU ALL RIGHT? 956 01:04:25,161 --> 01:04:27,263 THAT WAS REALLY FUCKING STUPID. 957 01:04:27,296 --> 01:04:29,131 I KNOW. 958 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:31,667 GOD. 959 01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:33,469 AT LEAST WE'RE GOING BACK NOW. 960 01:04:33,502 --> 01:04:37,406 COME ON, COME ON. HOLD, YOU BITCH! COME ON! 961 01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:39,108 SHIT! 962 01:04:41,310 --> 01:04:43,145 YOU BUGGER, FOLLOW ME. 963 01:04:43,179 --> 01:04:45,014 COME ON. 964 01:04:45,681 --> 01:04:47,917 HE'S TURNING THE SHIP! 965 01:04:48,484 --> 01:04:50,152 SHE BLEW A ROD. NEVER OUTRUN HIM ANYWAY. 966 01:04:50,186 --> 01:04:54,090 SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW? WE'RE HEADING FOR THE REEF. 967 01:04:59,528 --> 01:05:00,563 OH, NO, NO, NO. 968 01:05:00,596 --> 01:05:03,099 YOU'RE NOT GOING OVER THAT. 969 01:05:03,432 --> 01:05:05,167 ARE YOU? 970 01:05:06,168 --> 01:05:08,271 NO, BUGGER, YOU AIN'T GOT MUCH PATIENCE. 971 01:05:08,304 --> 01:05:11,274 ARTY, GET YOUR ASS UP HERE! 972 01:05:20,349 --> 01:05:22,451 HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS! 973 01:05:29,759 --> 01:05:32,495 [YELLING AND SCREAMING] 974 01:05:40,670 --> 01:05:43,339 Dirks: IS ANYONE ALIVE? 975 01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:45,641 DIRKS? 976 01:05:47,343 --> 01:05:48,611 MICK? 977 01:05:50,046 --> 01:05:51,280 AH. 978 01:05:52,581 --> 01:05:53,616 LISTEN TO ME, SON. 979 01:05:53,649 --> 01:05:55,751 YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THESE 3 ACROSS TO THE ISLAND. 980 01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:58,254 NO, JOHN-- IT'S ALL RIGHT, GIRL. 981 01:05:58,287 --> 01:06:00,423 YOU AND ME STILL GOT SOME SEAS TO SAIL. 982 01:06:00,456 --> 01:06:02,124 BY THE TIME YOU GET THERE, 983 01:06:02,158 --> 01:06:04,527 YOU DON'T HEAR ME BLOW THAT FUCKER TO HELL, 984 01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:05,695 YOU GO NORTH. 985 01:06:05,728 --> 01:06:07,296 YOU'LL FIND SOME RUINS, 986 01:06:07,330 --> 01:06:08,397 FRESH WATER... 987 01:06:08,431 --> 01:06:10,266 CHOCK FULL OF ALKALINE. 988 01:06:10,299 --> 01:06:11,367 SALTIES HATE IT. 989 01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:14,136 BURNS THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. 990 01:06:14,170 --> 01:06:15,171 YOU GOT IT? 991 01:06:15,204 --> 01:06:18,207 YEAH. WHAT ABOUT YOU? 992 01:06:19,208 --> 01:06:22,511 YOU DON'T HEAR THAT EXPLOSION... 993 01:06:22,545 --> 01:06:25,348 THERE IS NO ME. 994 01:06:26,315 --> 01:06:27,183 GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE. 995 01:06:27,216 --> 01:06:30,152 Bog: COME ON, COME ON. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 996 01:06:30,186 --> 01:06:32,054 DO YOU MEAN... 997 01:06:33,155 --> 01:06:34,590 OVER THE REEF? 998 01:06:34,623 --> 01:06:36,225 YEAH. 999 01:06:36,258 --> 01:06:37,660 COME ON. 1000 01:06:37,693 --> 01:06:39,161 SHIT. 1001 01:07:15,164 --> 01:07:16,565 AAH! 1002 01:07:16,599 --> 01:07:18,234 OW! 1003 01:07:18,601 --> 01:07:19,702 SHIT, I'M BLEEDING. 1004 01:07:19,735 --> 01:07:23,305 OH, JESUS. IT'S ONLY A SCRATCH. 1005 01:07:23,339 --> 01:07:24,340 HEY, FUCK YOU. 1006 01:07:24,373 --> 01:07:25,808 I'M BLEEDING. I'M BAIT, OK? 1007 01:07:25,841 --> 01:07:28,577 AW, JEEZ, ZACK, YOU'LL LIVE. 1008 01:07:29,779 --> 01:07:31,847 YEAH, WHATEVER. SEE YOU GUYS IN PARADISE. 1009 01:07:31,881 --> 01:07:35,184 BORROWING YOUR SURFBOARD, ALL RIGHT? 1010 01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:41,357 THAT'S SCREWED UP. 1011 01:07:42,324 --> 01:07:44,794 YEAH! YEAH! 1012 01:07:45,694 --> 01:07:47,897 WOO HOO! 1013 01:07:47,930 --> 01:07:50,633 AAH! 1014 01:07:55,337 --> 01:07:56,372 OH, MAN. 1015 01:07:56,405 --> 01:07:59,341 THAT HAS GOT TO SUCK. 1016 01:08:00,476 --> 01:08:03,879 COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A NICER PERSON. 1017 01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:06,315 AMEN. 1018 01:08:22,364 --> 01:08:25,501 ALL RIGHT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER. 1019 01:08:25,534 --> 01:08:27,236 BREAKFAST! 1020 01:08:28,871 --> 01:08:31,340 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1021 01:08:31,874 --> 01:08:35,311 I THINK I WISH I HEARD AN EXPLOSION. 1022 01:08:41,350 --> 01:08:43,352 DIE, YOU FUCKER! 1023 01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:47,323 COME AND GET IT, YOU BASTARD! 1024 01:08:47,656 --> 01:08:50,192 [GRUNTING] 1025 01:09:01,370 --> 01:09:03,739 FUCKING BASTARD! 1026 01:09:03,772 --> 01:09:05,207 AAH! 1027 01:09:05,241 --> 01:09:08,277 GOD! AAH! 1028 01:09:09,645 --> 01:09:11,614 AAH! 1029 01:09:11,647 --> 01:09:13,649 DAMN YOU TO HELL! 1030 01:09:14,350 --> 01:09:16,886 [MOANING] 1031 01:09:23,859 --> 01:09:24,693 I'M GOING BACK. 1032 01:09:24,727 --> 01:09:25,828 IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA. 1033 01:09:25,861 --> 01:09:27,396 HE MIGHT STILL BE ALIVE. 1034 01:09:27,429 --> 01:09:28,330 I'LL GO. 1035 01:09:28,364 --> 01:09:29,465 DON'T! DON'T BE STUPID. 1036 01:09:29,498 --> 01:09:31,367 EVEN IF HE ISN'T, WE NEED THE EXPLOSIVES. 1037 01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:33,636 GO TO THE RUINS. I'LL MEET YOU THERE. 1038 01:09:33,669 --> 01:09:35,337 HOW WILL YOU FIND US? 1039 01:09:35,371 --> 01:09:38,407 I'LL LISTEN FOR THE SCREAMING. 1040 01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:49,552 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OUT OF HERE! 1041 01:09:59,762 --> 01:10:01,931 COME ON. 1042 01:10:06,769 --> 01:10:07,736 OOH. 1043 01:10:07,770 --> 01:10:10,005 MAMACITA, YOU'VE COME HOME TO PAPA. 1044 01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:13,542 YOU'VE BROUGHT A FRIEND WITH YOU. 1045 01:10:15,611 --> 01:10:17,479 HA HA HA. 1046 01:10:22,751 --> 01:10:24,019 DIRKS! 1047 01:10:33,762 --> 01:10:34,730 DIRKS! 1048 01:10:34,763 --> 01:10:37,266 [SCREECHES] 1049 01:10:48,344 --> 01:10:50,879 [COUGHING] 1050 01:10:59,688 --> 01:11:02,524 [COUGHING] 1051 01:11:02,558 --> 01:11:04,560 OH! JESUS! 1052 01:11:04,593 --> 01:11:06,395 OH. 1053 01:11:08,130 --> 01:11:09,565 OH. 1054 01:11:11,133 --> 01:11:14,370 NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, BILLY. 1055 01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:23,078 Cecily: SHOULDN'T WE BE THERE BY NOW? 1056 01:11:23,112 --> 01:11:24,079 Arty: I DON'T KNOW. 1057 01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:26,081 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T KNOW? WE'RE LOST. 1058 01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:27,416 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW SHIT. 1059 01:11:27,449 --> 01:11:28,851 WOULD YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE? 1060 01:11:28,884 --> 01:11:30,853 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS. 1061 01:11:30,886 --> 01:11:33,055 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 1062 01:11:33,656 --> 01:11:34,757 ARTY, STOP. 1063 01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:38,027 I DON'T NEED ANYONE, LEAST OF ALL YOU. LEAVE ME ALONE. 1064 01:11:38,060 --> 01:11:40,095 LOOK. 1065 01:11:41,897 --> 01:11:44,366 IT'S ONE OF THOSE TRAPS. 1066 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:06,355 OH! 1067 01:12:07,690 --> 01:12:08,557 OH, SHIT. 1068 01:12:08,590 --> 01:12:11,794 IT'S BETTER JUST YOU AND ME, RIGHT, BABY? 1069 01:12:13,028 --> 01:12:14,697 RIGHT. YOU KNOW? 1070 01:12:14,730 --> 01:12:16,365 HUH? 1071 01:12:18,133 --> 01:12:19,168 HUH? 1072 01:12:19,201 --> 01:12:21,970 TELL PAPA HOW TRUE IT IS 1073 01:12:22,004 --> 01:12:23,872 WHITE WOMEN LIKE ROUGH MEN. 1074 01:12:23,906 --> 01:12:25,441 WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 1075 01:12:25,474 --> 01:12:27,009 I READ IT. 1076 01:12:27,042 --> 01:12:28,577 WEB SITE. 1077 01:12:29,078 --> 01:12:31,180 OH, YOU HAVE A COMPUTER? 1078 01:12:31,213 --> 01:12:32,481 YES. 1079 01:12:32,514 --> 01:12:34,183 IT TAKES A CERTAIN KIND OF GUY, THOUGH. 1080 01:12:34,216 --> 01:12:35,617 I THINK YOU MIGHT BE IT. 1081 01:12:35,651 --> 01:12:37,720 YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE I'M IT, BABY! 1082 01:12:37,753 --> 01:12:38,887 YEAH? COME ON, STUD BOY. 1083 01:12:38,921 --> 01:12:40,923 SHOW ME WHAT'S ON DECK. LET'S GO. 1084 01:12:40,956 --> 01:12:43,659 I'M NOT JUST GOING TO SHOW YOU, BABY. 1085 01:12:43,692 --> 01:12:46,161 I'M GOING TO STICK IT UP TO YOU! 1086 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:49,598 YEAH? WELL, SHUT UP ALREADY AND PROVE IT. 1087 01:12:49,631 --> 01:12:50,933 I'M RIGHT HERE. 1088 01:12:50,966 --> 01:12:51,734 UH-UH. 1089 01:12:51,767 --> 01:12:54,002 NO. YOU COME HERE. 1090 01:12:54,036 --> 01:12:56,038 NO, YOU COME HERE. 1091 01:12:57,606 --> 01:13:00,142 FUCK THIS. 1092 01:13:00,175 --> 01:13:02,111 OH, SHIT. 1093 01:13:03,212 --> 01:13:05,080 AAH! 1094 01:13:05,114 --> 01:13:06,849 OH. 1095 01:13:07,916 --> 01:13:09,718 GROSS. 1096 01:13:14,923 --> 01:13:16,425 YOU OK? 1097 01:13:17,659 --> 01:13:18,393 WHAT HAPPENED? 1098 01:13:18,427 --> 01:13:21,964 YOU WERE KIND OF HIT BY A BAD JOKE. 1099 01:13:21,997 --> 01:13:23,065 YOU ALL RIGHT? 1100 01:13:23,098 --> 01:13:24,833 MM, I THINK SO. 1101 01:13:24,867 --> 01:13:26,702 IT ALL SEEMS TO WORK. 1102 01:13:26,735 --> 01:13:28,637 LET'S GO. 1103 01:13:34,543 --> 01:13:37,045 [CROCODILE GROWLING] 1104 01:13:44,653 --> 01:13:46,121 WHICH WAY NOW? 1105 01:13:46,155 --> 01:13:47,990 I THINK IT'S-- 1106 01:13:48,023 --> 01:13:50,092 NO, WAIT. 1107 01:13:50,125 --> 01:13:52,761 IT'S THIS-- 1108 01:13:55,731 --> 01:13:57,599 I'M SORRY. 1109 01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:00,102 IT'S OK. 1110 01:14:00,135 --> 01:14:02,671 YOU'RE JUST SO TOGETHER. 1111 01:14:02,704 --> 01:14:05,073 OH, PLEASE. 1112 01:14:08,076 --> 01:14:10,112 COME ON. 1113 01:14:15,851 --> 01:14:17,719 IT'S JUST ACROSS THE BRIDGE. 1114 01:14:17,753 --> 01:14:19,788 COME ON, LET'S GO. 1115 01:14:25,227 --> 01:14:26,862 OH, SHIT. 1116 01:14:26,895 --> 01:14:28,530 OH, NO. 1117 01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:32,668 COME ON! 1118 01:14:32,701 --> 01:14:35,037 AAH! 1119 01:14:45,581 --> 01:14:48,083 [CROCODILE GROWLING] 1120 01:14:57,092 --> 01:15:00,562 LOOKS LIKE THE DAMN THING WAS TOO SCARED TO CROSS THE WATER. 1121 01:15:00,596 --> 01:15:01,864 HE'LL FIND A WAY. 1122 01:15:01,897 --> 01:15:03,866 MAYBE HE WON'T. 1123 01:15:08,070 --> 01:15:10,772 [CROCODILE GROWLING] 1124 01:15:22,718 --> 01:15:23,652 WE MADE IT. 1125 01:15:23,685 --> 01:15:24,820 OH, THANK GOD. 1126 01:15:24,853 --> 01:15:26,088 WOW. 1127 01:15:44,273 --> 01:15:45,607 [ROAR] 1128 01:15:45,641 --> 01:15:47,876 AAH! 1129 01:15:47,910 --> 01:15:50,145 AAH! AAH! 1130 01:15:52,114 --> 01:15:56,251 I SURE HOPE DIRKS IS RIGHT ABOUT THIS WATER. 1131 01:15:58,954 --> 01:16:01,924 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW, YOU UGLY TOAD? 1132 01:16:01,957 --> 01:16:03,725 YOU LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU! 1133 01:16:03,759 --> 01:16:06,061 YEAH! FUCK YOU! 1134 01:16:06,094 --> 01:16:07,229 FUCK YOU! 1135 01:16:07,262 --> 01:16:08,130 AAH! 1136 01:16:08,163 --> 01:16:11,633 I GUESS THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL CROC TEASING. 1137 01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:31,353 Cecily: LOOK AT THAT BASTARD JUST SITTING THERE WAITING. 1138 01:16:31,386 --> 01:16:34,089 [CROCODILE GROWLING] 1139 01:16:35,357 --> 01:16:37,025 WHERE THE HELL IS HE? 1140 01:16:37,059 --> 01:16:39,127 SHOULDN'T HE BE HERE BY NOW? 1141 01:16:39,161 --> 01:16:40,362 HE'LL BE HERE. 1142 01:16:40,395 --> 01:16:41,430 WHAT IF HE DOESN'T? 1143 01:16:41,463 --> 01:16:46,101 I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT IF HE DOESN'T. 1144 01:16:47,102 --> 01:16:48,370 SORRY. 1145 01:16:50,172 --> 01:16:53,108 YOU REALLY LIKE HIM, DON'T YOU? 1146 01:16:57,245 --> 01:17:00,115 I CAN'T BELIEVE JOHN MIGHT BE DEAD. 1147 01:17:00,148 --> 01:17:02,184 THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE. 1148 01:17:03,118 --> 01:17:06,088 IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIM, I'D BE DEAD... 1149 01:17:06,121 --> 01:17:09,057 OR JUST AS WELL BE. 1150 01:17:09,091 --> 01:17:11,259 HE WON ME, YOU KNOW. 1151 01:17:11,293 --> 01:17:13,395 IN A DART GAME. 1152 01:17:13,428 --> 01:17:18,467 FIRST MAN EVER TREATED ME LIKE I WAS MORE THAN JUST SOME DOLL 1153 01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:21,336 TO DRESS UP AND PLAY WITH. 1154 01:17:23,171 --> 01:17:26,108 [BIRDCALL] 1155 01:17:37,019 --> 01:17:38,186 HAPPY TO SEE ME? 1156 01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:40,188 A LITTLE. 1157 01:17:40,222 --> 01:17:44,159 SO HOW ABOUT THAT KISS RIGHT ABOUT NOW? 1158 01:17:45,293 --> 01:17:47,029 JOHN? 1159 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:52,200 NO. 1160 01:17:52,234 --> 01:17:54,036 I'M SORRY. 1161 01:18:01,276 --> 01:18:04,246 LOOK AT THAT SALTY SON OF A BITCH 1162 01:18:04,279 --> 01:18:06,114 JUST SITTING THERE. 1163 01:18:06,148 --> 01:18:11,119 WONDER IF HE HAS ANY IDEA HE'S ABOUT TO GET BLOWN SKY-HIGH? 1164 01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:14,723 [GROWLS] 1165 01:18:18,860 --> 01:18:21,329 YEAH, LAUGH IT UP, MAN. 1166 01:18:39,181 --> 01:18:39,981 OK. 1167 01:18:40,015 --> 01:18:42,250 NOW REMEMBER, AS SOON AS I'M IN THERE, 1168 01:18:42,284 --> 01:18:43,552 YOU GOTTA BLOW IT. 1169 01:18:43,585 --> 01:18:44,419 IF HE GETS THROUGH, 1170 01:18:44,453 --> 01:18:47,089 WE HAVE NOWHERE TO RUN AND WE'RE SCREWED. 1171 01:18:47,122 --> 01:18:48,023 ALL RIGHT? SO... 1172 01:18:48,056 --> 01:18:51,960 ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS HIT THE GREEN BUTTON. 1173 01:18:51,993 --> 01:18:54,362 CROCODILE PANCAKE. 1174 01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:55,931 EXACTLY. 1175 01:18:55,964 --> 01:18:59,267 SO WHY DON'T YOU GO DO WHAT YOU DO BEST? 1176 01:18:59,301 --> 01:19:00,235 WHICH IS? 1177 01:19:00,268 --> 01:19:02,771 PISS THINGS OFF. 1178 01:19:08,276 --> 01:19:10,178 [GRUNTING] 1179 01:19:10,212 --> 01:19:13,281 GOD, COME ON! 1180 01:19:14,483 --> 01:19:16,151 WHOO! 1181 01:19:31,133 --> 01:19:32,534 COME ON! 1182 01:19:32,567 --> 01:19:34,469 I'M RIGHT HERE! 1183 01:19:37,205 --> 01:19:40,275 I MADE A BRIDGE! NOW CHASE ME! 1184 01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:47,582 [SNARLING] 1185 01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:58,160 COME ON! 1186 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:00,295 YOU'RE A BELT! 1187 01:20:00,328 --> 01:20:02,631 YOU'RE A SUITCASE! 1188 01:20:02,664 --> 01:20:04,833 COWBOY BOOTS! 1189 01:20:09,070 --> 01:20:10,605 YOU GUYS, NOTHING'S WORKING. 1190 01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:12,440 BOG... 1191 01:20:12,474 --> 01:20:14,576 AAH! RUN! 1192 01:20:14,609 --> 01:20:16,378 RUN! GO ON! 1193 01:20:16,411 --> 01:20:17,579 RUN! FASTER! 1194 01:20:17,612 --> 01:20:19,948 AAH! 1195 01:20:19,981 --> 01:20:22,150 LOOK OUT! 1196 01:20:23,218 --> 01:20:25,153 AAH! GET IN HERE! 1197 01:20:26,121 --> 01:20:28,123 GET BACK! OH! 1198 01:20:41,236 --> 01:20:43,638 DO YOU THINK HE'S DEAD? 1199 01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:47,108 IF THAT DIDN'T DO IT, NOTHING WILL. 1200 01:20:47,142 --> 01:20:49,344 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1201 01:20:57,452 --> 01:21:00,989 SON OF A BITCH! I HATE YOU! 1202 01:21:01,022 --> 01:21:02,190 YOU BASTARD! 1203 01:21:02,224 --> 01:21:02,924 I HATE YOU! 1204 01:21:02,958 --> 01:21:05,026 HOW DOES IT FEEL, GOD DAMN YOU? 1205 01:21:05,060 --> 01:21:07,162 ARTY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? COME ON! 1206 01:21:07,195 --> 01:21:10,131 COME ON! SON OF A BITCH! FUCK YOU! 1207 01:21:10,165 --> 01:21:11,299 AAH! 1208 01:21:11,333 --> 01:21:13,134 YOU BASTARD! 1209 01:21:13,168 --> 01:21:14,336 GET OFF OF HER! 1210 01:21:14,369 --> 01:21:15,604 LET HER GO! 1211 01:21:15,637 --> 01:21:17,138 OH! 1212 01:21:17,172 --> 01:21:18,473 NO! 1213 01:21:19,207 --> 01:21:20,442 FUCK! RUN, BOG! 1214 01:21:20,475 --> 01:21:22,911 RUN! 1215 01:21:24,112 --> 01:21:26,147 OH! GO! 1216 01:21:26,181 --> 01:21:28,650 RUN, CESS! FASTER! 1217 01:21:30,585 --> 01:21:32,220 GO! 1218 01:21:33,321 --> 01:21:34,289 Bog: COME ON! 1219 01:21:34,322 --> 01:21:35,724 ARE YOU TOTALLY NUTS? 1220 01:21:35,757 --> 01:21:38,426 DON'T WORRY, I HAVE A PLAN. 1221 01:21:38,460 --> 01:21:40,662 I HOPE IT'S A GOOD ONE. 1222 01:21:40,695 --> 01:21:41,396 [SNARLING] 1223 01:21:41,429 --> 01:21:44,432 I'M MAKING IT UP AS WE GO ALONG. 1224 01:21:44,466 --> 01:21:46,334 [SCREAMING] 1225 01:21:46,368 --> 01:21:48,236 AAH! 1226 01:21:57,479 --> 01:21:59,648 HOLD ON TIGHT. 1227 01:21:59,681 --> 01:22:01,316 AAH! 1228 01:22:02,117 --> 01:22:04,586 AAH! AAH! 1229 01:22:08,323 --> 01:22:11,559 [CROCODILE SCREAMS] 1230 01:22:31,313 --> 01:22:33,148 [COUGHING] 1231 01:22:49,631 --> 01:22:52,167 [COUGHING] 1232 01:22:55,637 --> 01:22:57,172 OH, SHIT. 1233 01:22:58,740 --> 01:23:00,175 OH. 1234 01:23:05,246 --> 01:23:06,147 OH! 1235 01:23:06,181 --> 01:23:07,315 I KNEW YOU'D KISS ME. 1236 01:23:07,349 --> 01:23:09,818 YOU CREEP. YOU FAKER. I COULD JUST-- 1237 01:23:09,851 --> 01:23:11,786 YOU COULD JUST KISS ME AGAIN. 1238 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:14,456 BULLSHIT. THAT WAS NOT A KISS. 1239 01:23:14,489 --> 01:23:17,292 ALL RIGHT, FINE. THAT WASN'T A KISS. YOU'RE RIGHT. 1240 01:23:17,325 --> 01:23:19,260 YOU BET I AM. 1241 01:23:21,696 --> 01:23:24,599 THIS IS A KISS. 1242 01:23:24,632 --> 01:23:26,167 COME HERE. 1243 01:23:32,407 --> 01:23:36,511 ANY IDEA HOW WE'RE GOING TO GET OFF THIS ISLAND? 1244 01:23:36,544 --> 01:23:37,479 NONE. 1245 01:23:37,512 --> 01:23:39,347 DO WE REALLY CARE? 1246 01:23:39,381 --> 01:23:40,281 NOPE. 1247 01:23:40,315 --> 01:23:43,051 HA HA HA. 1248 01:24:08,209 --> 01:24:10,578 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE FILMS 1249 01:24:10,612 --> 01:24:12,614 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--